Here’s to a long life and a merry one,
A quick death and an easy one,
A pretty girl and a true one,
A cold bottle and another one.
Here’s to you and here’s to me,
The best of friends we’ll ever be,
And if we ever disagree,
Well, fuck you and here’s to me.
And there’s nothing so desperate, so dull or so drear,
as to sit at the bar, of a pub with no beer,
So raise me a glass, as I sit right here,
And pray once more, I’ll never face that fear.
It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow,
than to spend tonight like there’s no money!
Here’s to champagne, the drink divine,
That makes us forget our troubles,
It’s made of five dollar’s worth of wine,
And twenty dollar’s worth of bubbles.