Free Bumper Sticker!

If you want a free bumper sticker simply fill in your name and address and we will send you a couple in the mail.  Don’t worry, we don’t keep your address or sell it.  We are just trying to get our name and brand out there by giving these stickers away!


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  • My Opinion

    “We are just trying to get our name and brand out there” So please tell me then what is your name and brand I still haven’t figure that out yet.

  • Matt_Sweeney

    “Hey, we desperately need names and addresses so we can sell them to advertisers. Can you help us out?”

    • Ellie Ford

      Sure. Is this how I make $10.00? Count me in. What do I need to do?

  • Joe Crime

    I think its a great idea. I’m sending for some

  • Kitten Does Bite

    Sexist a$$h0le attitudes…how about some hot, descent real MEN for a change! Not the usual nasty fat, paunchy, sloppy drunk boy wanna-be’s insulting girls and treating them like something disposable to jack off inside of! The gene pool is so shallow now, this is why girls have to get pass out drunk….to lower their standards enough to tolerate some pig rutting on them.

    • Peter Marsh

      So you are talking from experiance? So it seems to happen a lot to you where you passout drunk have sex , then claim it is someone else s fault, even thougth it happens 3 times a week for you.?

    • Franklin Guy

      Your extreme ignorance is shown in your uneducated comment.

  • Brian B.

    Kitten, you are absolutely right. How about we get naked and discuss this further?

    • Carrie

      Sorry, Kitten has standards.

    • disqus_CaMaL8KPTD

      I bet your wife would love that. Literally. She would LOVE that you talk to women sexually behind her back, while she is infirmed. You must be poor as hell to not fear divorce on the grounds of infidelity like that.

  • Lynn Martin Samuels

    Tryin to get sticker,

  • Monty Eugene Brannigan

    I will definitely plaster a sticker in a bar send 50 and ill hit every bar I can

  • Carrie

    “If there are hot chicks or other things that amuse us”?????
    Women are THINGS to your company? Wow, good luck becoming profitable with that dehumanizing attitude. I hope your low-cal-whatever-it-is does well in the male-only market. Well, the males-who-think-of-women-as-things market.

    • Colonel Duke LaCrosse

      You’re painfully stupid.

    • Franklin Guy

      I agree with the other guy, you’re extremely stupid. Someone is trying to advertise and you take offense to it. Bet you’re loads of fun in the bedroom if you could even get Helen Keller to sleep with you.

      • Carrie

        Of course you agree with the sockpuppet other guy. It just proves you’re an idiot, and I didn’t have to do a darn thing.

        Men are such provably stupid “things”, you know.

    • Dave Parrish

      Good luck being a human with your incredibly oversensitive bullshit.

      • Carrie

        Hey, when you belong to the gender that routinely and thoughtlessly gets called “things”, get back to me. Until then, sorry you are ignorant over the matter.

        *Totally* cool sockpuppet account you just created though.

        • Josh

          You just said, in your own words, that you “belong to (a) gender.”
          Choose your words carefully when you’re arguing that women aren’t “things”

          • Carrie

            ^^^SOCKPUPPET^^^ = meaningless comment.

            Thank you for proving this.

          • Junichi Ro

            Can’t tell if you’re trolling or a child.

            Oh, based on your other comments, you are. And a bad one at that. Your trolling sucks and you should feel bad.

          • Woman Card-carrying Woman

            Hmm, your profile has all of five comments, well four if I’m not counting the one where you can’t figure out if I’m one thing that I’m not or a different thing I’m not.

            Clearly you’re just one of those sad souls that resorts to pointless name calling and unsubstantiated arguments. That’s why I am not the one who’s got any reason to feel bad in this exchange.

        • disqus_CaMaL8KPTD

          Plus he’s telling women “good luck being human”, like women are not only THINGS, but also sub-human. SMFH

  • disqus_SeAvQIPcpF

    I own two bars and would totally let someone put a sticker on my walls if they were getting paid for it. Then I’d take the stickers down immediately before anyone saw it funking up my bar. And I’d expect payment from the patron doing this.
    It’s not like anyone believes you’re going to pay up on this, and “Joe Crime” created a Disqus account JUST to come here and say what a great idea this is? HAHAHA, YEAH, RIGHT.

  • Manpreet Singh

    How come it takes FOREVER to load ??
    whats the dillio ??

  • chris johnson

    beer has been helping fat people get laid for years now. you can drink a ugly girl pretty but you cant drink a fat girl thin.

  • mizemiz


  • Dave Parrish

    That doesn’t even make sense. Your comment is bad and you should feel bad.

    • Carrie

      Hey, at least no matter how bad I ever feel, I can always cheer myself up by knowing I’m better than you.

      • Dave Parrish


  • That one person…

    And what in the hell is wrong with being a cocksucker? Are you trying to gay shame now? Typical.

    • Carrie

      Everything is wrong with being a cocksucker. That is why I used it the way I did in a sentence.

      Do not conflate “cocksucker” with person who enjoys fellatio, mind you. Unless you’re a piece of shit who creates screen names to hide behind rather than use your own Disqus account. Then you can pretty much think or do anything, as you’re quite evidently not an adult.

      • Junichi Ro

        Nice to see your fallacious bullshit is preserved for eternity. I hope you’ve grown into a mature adult since this interaction. If you’re as smart as you think you are, you’d delete these old messages so you don’t look like an idiot.

  • Tomspy77

    You know, I agreed with you till you just labeled my gender as mass shooters…